Every holiday needs a joke. Whether it is for a Christmas cracker, a card, or just something to say at the table before everyone starts eating, this page has the full collection organized by occasion.
Christmas jokes
Santa, elves, reindeer, Christmas trees and more. The biggest holiday gets the biggest collection.
Halloween jokes
Ghosts, witches, vampires, pumpkins and more. Silly rather than scary.
Easter jokes
Bunnies, eggs, chocolate and more. Easter jokes are very underrated and this section will prove it.
Thanksgiving jokes
Turkeys, pilgrims, pumpkin pie and more. Perfect for the table before everyone falls asleep on the couch.
Valentine’s day jokes
Love, hearts, chocolates and more. Works whether you are romantic or just pretending to be.
New year jokes
Resolutions, countdowns and more. A good laugh is a solid way to start the year.
Other Holidays
St Patrick’s Day, Fourth of July, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day and more.
Where to go next: Dad Jokes are great for holiday gatherings. Kids Jokes has clean holiday content if you need something for younger audiences.