Everytime I hear someone say angel, I think of that flight of the conchord’s song. IFYK lol. Anyway here is our round up for the best angel jokes we could find! If you’ve got more to share, pop em in the comments below.
- Why do angels smell so good? Because their scent from God.
- How do you turn a demon into an angel? You scare the hell out of them.
- How does an angel light a candle? With a match made in heaven.
- What type of weapon do angels use? Harp-oons.
- What is an angel’s favorite video game? Halo.
- Why don’t Angels use umbrellas? Because they’re too holy.
- What did one angel say to the other at the party? Are you heaven a good time?
- What kind of cigarettes do angels have? Holy Smokes.
- Angel: Will there be anyone surviving the flood? God: I Noah guy.
- What kind of peppers do angels like to eat? Halo-penos.
- Why did the Italian get kicked out of heaven? He ate too much angel hair.
- Why did the angel go to the doctor? Because he had harp burn.
- What do angels sing during Christmas time? No Hell, No Hell.
- If you see an angel would you say halo for me?
- What’s the name of the Angel of Death’s dumb brother? The Dim Reaper.
- What’s the difference between a musical choir of angels and a flight of dragons? The horn section.
- What do you call a nun in heaven? If you guessed “heaven nun” or “angel nun”, you are wrong. The answer is “Nun of the above.”
- I hate it when kids these days write “angle” instead of “angel.” They’re just trying to be edgy.
- A baby mouse went home after seeing a bat and told his mum he’d seen an angel.
If you enjoyed these angel jokes, you might like our collection of Animal Jokes and Random Jokes too!
