An apple joke a day keeps a bad mood at bay! Here is our collection of apple puns and jokes. If you’ve got any to add, let us know in the comments below!
- What can a whole apple do that a half an apple can’t? Look round.
- What is an Egyptian apple pie? The kind mummy used to make.
- Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
- What do you call two apples next to each other? A pear.
- What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.
- Why did the apple pie go to the dentist? Because it needed a filling.
- Who led all the apples to the bakery? The Pie Piper.
- Why couldn’t Eve eat the apple? Because it was Adam’s apple.
- Why did the man eat apples at the bank? He wanted to eat rich food.
- If a man has got 6 apples in one hand and 8 bananas in the other, what has he got? Massive hands.
- What happened to the two apple trees that were planted together? They lived appleyever after.
- What do you get when you drop a smartphone into a deep fryer? An Apple fritter.
- How do you make apple turnover? Push it downhill.
- Who is an apple’s favorite relative? A Granny.
- Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.
- Why didn’t the two worms go into Noah’s ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pears.
- What kind of apples do they eat in the desert? Camel apples.
- Why is it so difficult to work at an apple pie factory? Because they have such a high turnover rate.
- What do you get when you cross a train engine with an apple pie? Puff pastry.
- How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden.
- What do you call a fruit that’s rough around the edges? A bad apple.
- What lives in an apple and loves to read? A bookworm.
- What has apples and 3.14 slices? An apple Pi.
- What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity.
- What do you call a doctor who specializes in Adam’s apples? A guyneckologist
- Why didn’t the boy choose the apple over the pear? He liked the apple butter.
- What kind of apple throws the best parties? Gala apples.
- What did the apple say after thanksgiving? Good-pie everyone.
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