Alligators have been around for 37 million years, which gives them considerable time to accumulate very good joke material. These are the ones that made the cut, but if you’ve got more please let us know in the comments below!
- What do you get when you cross a frog and an alligator? A croak-odile.
- Did you know alligators can grow up to 15 feet? But most only have 4.
- What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet? A traitor.
- Who is the author of the book “Escaping Alligators?” Ron A. Way.
- What kind of reptile bites people from behind? A tail-gator.
- What do alligators do in an emergency? They croco-dial 911.
- What do you call a thieving alligator? A crook-adile.
- What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender? Gatorade.
- Why should you never play poker with an alligator? You will lose every hand.
- What do you call an alligator who is always wearing a vest? An investigator.
- What do you call an alligator with a GPS? A Navi-gator.
- What’s the similarity between an Alligator and Windows? They’ve got lots of bytes.
- What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower? I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it.
- What’s worse than one alligator coming to dinner? Two alligators coming to dinner.
- Why shouldn’t you taunt an alligator? Because it might come back to bite you in the end.
- Why did that one alligator get into a fight with the other? He got impatient and snapped.
- Which is the most popular basketball move among gators? The Alli-oop.
- What do you call an alligator who works on a farm? An irri-gator.
- What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat? A jawbreaker.
- What do alligators call human children? Appetizers.
- Did you hear about the alligator who became president? He was a great dele-gator.
- Who gives alligators their Christmas presents? Santa Jaws.
- What do you call an alligator without any legs? Anything you want, it can’t run after you.
- What do you call a reptile that likes to go bowling? An Alley-gator.
- Why was the alligator invited to fashion shows? She was a snappy dresser.
- Which side of an alligator is the greenest? The outside.
- How does an alligator smell? With it’s nose.
- How does an alligator taste? With it’s mouth, just like you do.
- Why won’t alligators attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
- What’s green and comes from another planet? An alien-gator.
If you loved these jokes you will like our frog jokes and porcupine jokes too! Or head on to the animal joke hub page for the list of them all.
