Beavers are hardworking little animals and we have worked just as hard to find the best beaver jokes around (well, you wood think they’d make good jokes wouldn’t you!) Leave any good ones we missed in the comments!
- How does a beaver get online? He logs in.
- What is a beaver’s favorite snack? Wood chips.
- What do beavers like to put on their salads? Branch dressing.
- What does beaver chili taste like? Like a normal chili, but little otter.
- What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing you.
- Knock knock! Whose there? Beaver! Beaver who? Be-very-quite, I’m hiding.
- Hey girl, are you a beaver? Cause damn.
- My Dutch guinea pig want to become a beaver. It’s building a Hamsterdam.
- Why was the beaver found guilty? Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
- What did the beaver say when it saw its home on fire? Dam!
- Why was the beaver too cool for the river? It was too mainstream.
- What is a beaver’s most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale
- What did the river ask the beaver? Water you doing today?
- What did the sign for the party for beavers say? Beaver or be square
- Beavers are so chill. They just go with the flow.
- Why did the beaver need an alarm clock? It was too dam early.
- Beavers always get in trouble for illegal streaming.
- Why do beavers make the best neighbors? They mind their own dam business.
- What’s the worst part about being a beaver? It’s a lot of dam work.
- Why don’t you ever find beavers at sea? They lack gnaw-tical experience.
- Where do beavers sleep? On a river bed.
- A beaver walks into a bar and the bartender asks: You want a drink? To which the beaver replied ‘GNAW.
- What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma’dame.
- Where do beavers keep their money? In the riverbank.
- Did you watch that beaver documentary? It was the best dam show!
- Who’s a beaver’s favorite pop singer? Justin Beaver.
- How do beavers make a bouncy dam? They use spring water.
- Someone once challenged me to tell a joke about beavers. I said dam, I can’t.
If beaver jokes made you laugh you will probably enjoy our duck jokes, rabbit jokes, and frog jokes too. Or head to the animal jokes page to browse the full collection.
