Apparently, swans can recognize individual human faces and will actively hold a grudge against ones they don’t like! Here are our favorite swan jokes, and if you’ve got one to add, pop it in the comments below!
- How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Swan
- My wife said she’ll divorce me if I keep making puns about birds with long necks. That’s swan way to go about it.
- What was the last musical of the ugly duckling called? The swan song.
- Where do swans invest their cash? In the stork market.
- “I’ve come here to hand over this abandoned cygnet that I rescued and raised”. Animal shelter: “Nice swan.
- What is the scientific name of the swan? Biggus duckus.
- How does a Swan eat backwards? It nawS.
- Why couldn’t anyone see the swan? Because it was in da skies.
- Why don’t swans read directions? Because they wing it.
- Saw some young swans that kept dancing when a particular song started. Apparently it was their cygnet-ure tune.
- Why do swans watch the news? To get the feather forecast.
- Have you seen the ballet Frog Lake? It’s toad-ally like Swan Lake but with more leaping.
- Saw a swan having a game of chess with a bird with a big beak. I thought toucan play that game.
- Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper. Then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
- Why did the goldsmith engrave a baby swan on the face of the king’s ring? He thought the king had ordered him to make a cygnet ring.
Want more? Check out all our Animal jokes! Or for something a little different, can I interest you in Bagel Jokes? or perhaps our Jelly Jokes?
