Llamas are dramatic, they spit when annoyed, and somehow they are one of the funniest animals to joke about. Here are our favorites, drop any good ones in the comments!
- What do you get if you stand between two llamas? Llamanated.
- What should you say to a group of llamas before you tell them a llama joke? Stop me if you’ve herd this one.
- What do you call a secret group of llamas? The i-llama-nati.
- Who’s a llama’s favorite rapper? Kendrick llama.
- Why did the llama win the rap battle? Because he was good at spitting on the mic.
- What do you call a fast llama? A llamaghini.
- What do llamas do when they eat outside together? They have an alpacanic.
- What do you call a llama on fire? F-llama-able.
- How do zoo keepers wake the animals in the morning? They set their allamas.
- What do llamas say when you tell them something obvious? No spit, Sherlock.
- Why should you never buy anything from llamas? They’ll fleece you.
- What do llamas always say after yoga class? Llamaste.
- What did the alpaca say when his friend asked how far the beach was? It’s spitting distance.
- What do llamas call the end of the world? Llamagedon.
- What did the llama say when he was invited on his first camping trip? Alpaca tent.
- What’s more impressive than a talking llama? A spelling bee.
- What do you call a religious animal that loves sandwiches? The Deli Llama.
- Did you hear about the alpaca who started an advice column? She was good at solving dillamas.
- Which side of a llama has the most fleece? The outside.
- What sound does a llama’s doorbell make? Llama-llama-ding-dong.
- What do llamas say when they introduce themselves? Fleeced to meet you.
- Who’s a llama’s favorite actor? Al Pacacino.
- What do llamas say once you have thanked them? No probllama.
- What did the llama say when she was invited to the picnic? Alpaca sandwich.
- Who’s a llama’s favorite U.S. president? Barack Ollama.
- What did the llama get when he graduated school? A dipllama.
- Why didn’t the alpaca want coffee? He only drinks llamanade.
- Never date a llama that has kids. You don’t need the baby llama drama.
- My kid has a new stuffed toy. I call it a Dolly Llama.
- Did you hear about the llama who couldn’t see? Someone pulled the wool over her eyes.
- What happened when the llama looked in the mirror? It saw a spitting image.
- What did the llama say to the grass? Nice gnawing you.
- I’m tired of these llama jokes. Alpaca my bags and leave.
If llama jokes are your thing you will probably love our camel jokes too. Or head to the animal jokes page to browse the full collection.
