Camels are weird and wonderful creatures so it makes them perfect joke material! Here are our favorite camel jokes, and if you know a good one, leave it below.
- What is sweet and walks across a desert? A Caramel.
- What do you call a camel that cries? A Humpback-wail.
- What do you call a camel that looks the same from both directions? A palindromedary.
- What do you call a camel that ate its brother? Camelbalism.
- A woman rides through the desert on her camel. She drops her water bottle and her camel falls over and dies. It was the straw that broke the camel’s back.
- What is Aladdin’s favorite type of tea? Jasmine and camel-mile tea.
- How does a camel take its coffee? With one or two lumps of sugar.
- Where do you park your camel? Camelot.
- What is a baby camels favorite nursery rhyme? Hump-ty dumpty.
- What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey.
- What’s different between riding a camel and a horse? Camel riding has its ups and downs.
- What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic? Llamanated.
- What did the camel say to the Sahara? Long time no sea.
- Why do camels blend in so well to their surroundings? They use camel-flage.
- What is brown, hairy, lives in the desert, has four legs, two humps, and is full of concrete? A camel. We put in the concrete to make the riddle harder.
- Riding a camel really isn’t as hard as they say it is. Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.
- A zookeeper called a coworker at home and said they were out of camel food. The zookeeper at home said, “Alpaca lunch”.
If camel jokes made you laugh you will probably enjoy our llama jokes too. Or head back to the animal jokes page to browse the full collection.
