Tiger Jokes

Tigers are incredible animals and it turns out they are also great joke subjects. Here are our favorite tiger jokes, and if you have one to add, drop it in the comments!

How do tigers prefer to have their meat? Roar.
I have the eye of a tiger and the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
People always talk about the ‘Eye Of The Tiger’. No one talks about the other four letters.
If I had to decide on whether to have a tiger eat me or a lion, then it’s a no brainer. It’s way better to have the tiger eat the lion.
How do tigers, lions and elephants fly? On the African plain.
What’s striped and bouncy? A tiger on a pogo stick.
How do you catch a unique tiger? Unique up on it.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger? A tiiiger.
How do tigers describe themselves? Purrr-fect.
How do you take a tiger’s temperature? With great care.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse. Don’t worry, it’s in a stable condition.
What did you call the cat next door 800,000 years ago? A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Where do teenage tigers hang out after school? A shopping maul.
What’s a tiger’s favorite day of the week? Chewsday.

What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing on a tiger.
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frostbite.
What is a tiger’s favorite Christmas song? Jungle bells.
A tiger accidentally bought a deer steak at the supermarket. “I’m not beef,” it shouted as he picked it up. It was an honest moose steak.
What do you get if you cross a tiger and a sheep? A stripey sweater.
Why didn’t the tiger go to school on Monday? It wasn’t feline well.
Where is the most dangerous place to play golf? In the Tiger Woods.
What did one tiger say to another tiger when his honesty was questioned? I’m not lion.
Why don’t tigers like fast food? Because they can’t catch it.
What do you call a tiger using a scanner? A copycat.
What do you call a tiger on the beach? Sandy claws.
What’s orange and black and spins around? A tiger on a merry-go-round.
Which flower is most likely to bite you? A tiger lily.
Why do tigers always beat cheetahs at hide-and-seek? They’ve never been spotted.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.

What animal can go into a tiger’s den and come out alive? The tiger.
What did the Roman say when his wife was eaten by a tiger? Gladiator.
Why can’t tigers play baseball? Because if you have three stripes, you’re out.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up. But a dino might.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker? It wanted a balanced diet.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger? Spot.
What did the tiger say after they ate a joke book? I feel funny.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit? It was a big cat-astrophe.
What should you do if you’re stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Get in the Jaguar and drive away.
What did the tiger say to his cubs before dinner? Shall we prey.