Porcupines might not be the most common animal you come across but that doesn’t mean there isn’t a great joke about them! Here are our favorite porcupine jokes, and if you know a good one we missed, let us know in the comments!
- What do you call a pig stuck in a cactus? A porcupine.
- My pet porcupine scares me. It even once threatened to quill me.
- What do you get if you cross a porcupine with an onion? A pain in the ass that brings tears to your eyes.
- How do porcupines hug? Carefully.
- What is it called when a porcupine is hit by a car? Roadquill
- What do you call a porcupine riding a turtle? A slow poke.
- What kind of pine has the sharpest needles? A porcupine.
- What do you get if you cross a porcupine with a balloon? Pop.
- What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a peacock? A sharp dresser.
- What did the porcupine say to the cactus? “Hey there, good looking.”
- What’s a porcupine’s favorite game to play? Poker.
- What tree does bacon grow on? Porcupine.
- I took my kid to the pet store, and she wanted to get a porcupine who lost all its quills. I said, “That’s completely pointless”.
- What is a porcupine’s favorite type of sandwich? Quilled cheese.
- What kind of toilet paper does a porcupine prefer? Quilted.
- What do you get when you cross a sheep with a porcupine? An animal that knits its own sweaters.
More animal jokes you might like If porcupine jokes are your thing, you will probably love our frog jokes, beaver jokes, and llama jokes too. Or head back to the animal jokes hub to browse the full collection.
