Frogs are strange little creatures and the jokes about them are just as good. Here are our favorites, leave any good ones in the comments!
- What do stylish frogs wear? Jumpsuits.
- What do you call a frog that lies? An am-fib-ian.
- How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.
- What do you get when you cross a frog and a snake? A jump rope.
- What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired? It got toad.
- What is a frog’s favorite game? Croaket
- Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
- How do frogs fasten sheet metal? With ribbets.
- What did the frog order at McDonald’s? French flies and a diet croak.
- What’s a frog’s favorite year? A leap year.
- What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops.
- What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to? Hoppera.
- What do you get if you cross a frog with some mist? Kermit the Fog.
- Why did the tadpole feel lonely? He was newt to the area.
- What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas? Mistletoad.
- What did the frog say when he landed on a book? Reddit. reddit. reddit.
- What do Scottish frogs play? Hop-Scotch.
- Why didn’t the frog park on the side of the road? She was afraid of getting toad.
- Where do you get frog’s eggs? At the spawn shop
- What did Miss Piggy say when asked on a date? Sorry, I’m in a Kermitted relationship.
- What did the biology teacher tell the frog? Looks aren’t everything, it’s what inside you that really matters.
- Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs? No, I always walk this way…
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Kermit. Kermit who? Kermit a crime, and you’ll get locked up by the police.
- There is a joke I know about a frog. It’s ribbiting.
- Where does a frog sit? On a toadstool.
- Why did the frog go to the bank? He wanted to robbit.
- Where do frogs go to get glasses? The hoptician.
- What do you get when you cross an alligator and a frog? A croakadile.
- Why should you never give a frog a piece of paper? They’ll always just rip it, rip it.
- How deep can a frog go? Knee-deep Knee-deep
- Why did the frog go to the hospital? She needed a hopperation.
- What type of shoe do frogs wear? Open-toad sandals.
- What happens when two frogs collide? They get tongue-tied.
- What do frogs drink in winter? Hot croak-co.
- What’s a frog’s favorite car? A beetle.
- What do you call a frog spy? A croak and dagger agent.
- What did the frog dress up as for Halloween? A prince.
- Why are frogs so good at basketball? They always do jump shots.
- What do you call a woman with a frog on her head? Lily.
- What happens when you cross a frog and a dog? You get a croaker spaniel.
- What does a bankrupt frog say? Baroke, baroke, baroke.
- What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny? A bunny ribbit.
- How do frogs share secrets? Through Morse Toad.
- How does a frog pick his favorite basketball team? He jumps on the bandwagon.
- What do you say to a frog who hitchhikes? Hop in.
If frog jokes are your thing you will probably love our duck jokes, rabbit jokes, and alligator jokes too. Or head back to the animal jokes page to browse the full collection.
