Rabbits are surprisingly good joke material. Here are our favorite rabbit jokes, and if you have a good one to add, leave it below!
- What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish? The Oyster Bunny.
- What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an onion? A bunion.
- What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana.
- What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backward? A receding hare-line.
- How do rabbits stay cool during the summer? With hare conditioning.
- How do you get the Easter bunny to stay past Sunday? Raise its celery.
- How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? You’ve never seen a rabbit who needs glasses.
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
- What’s a flying rabbit have on its back? An eagle.
- Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? He hoped they’d look like hares.
- Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
- What did the rabbit say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you.
- What do you call a rabbit with money? A millionhare.
- How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
- What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball.
- What did the magician say after saying he was going to pull a rabbit from his hat? This next trick is a hare-raising experience.
- What do you call a Transformer rabbit? Hop-timus Prime.
- What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common? They’re both famous for stuffing baskets.
- Why didn’t the rabbit hop? No bunny knows.
- What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
- What is the rabbits’ favorite dance move? The bunny hop.
- What is a rabbits’ favorite kind of music? Hip-hop.
- What’s a forgetful rabbit called? Hare-brained.
- Why do rabbits eat carrots? Because they don’t want to be nearsighted.
- What game does a rabbit like to play at the park? Hopscotch.
- What does one rabbit say to another if they want to flirt? You’re ear-resistible.
- Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky? Because he has four rabbits’ feet.
- Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken stole his Easter eggs.
- What’s the difference between a rabbit and a clown? One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny.
- Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter time? Because they’re eggs-tinct.
- What did the avocado say before the rabbit disappeared? Avocadobra.
- What did the rabbit do after its wedding? Went on a nice bunnymoon.
- How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Just look for the gray hares.
- What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade? It was eggs-cellent.
- What does the Easter bunny do before Easter? Eggs-ercise.
- Why did the Easter Bunny put a dictionary in his pants? He wanted to be smarty pants.
- Why does the Easter Bunny want to win a gold medal? Because he heard it’s 24 carrots.
- What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school? Egg-spelled.
- What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain? Get wet.
- Mr. Spock, a rabbit, and a corn stalk walk into a bar. Bartender asks, “You guys want to hear a joke?” They replied, “We’re all ears.”
- I have so many rabbit jokes, it’s not even bunny.
- A rabbit goes into a hairdresser looking for his friend. However she leaves disappointed as surprisingly, there isn’t a hare to be seen.
- Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day.
- What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and Rabbit? A honey bunny.
If rabbit jokes made you laugh you will probably enjoy our duck jokes, frog jokes, and beaver jokes too. Or head back to the animal jokes page to browse the full collection.
