Rhinos are actually closely related to horses, which is hard to picture but true. Here are our favorite rhino jokes, and if you’ve got a good one to add, let us know in the comments below!
- What do you get when you cross a sheep and a rhino? A ewenicorn.
- How do you stop a rhino from charging? Unplug him.
- Why is rhinoceros skin so wrinkly? They’re very hard to iron.
- What do you call a drunk white rhino? A wino albino rhino.
- What do you call a rhino without a horn? Quiet.
- What do you call a rhino in a phone booth? Stuck.
- Why do rhinos have such bad credit? They’re constantly charging.
- What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino? Elephino.
- What did the poacher say to the rhinoceros? Got your nose.
- Why do rhinos have horns? To tell other animals to get out of the way.
- Why don’t you see rhinos hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
- Why did the rhino break his phone? The instructions told him to charge it.
- What is as big as a rhino but weighs nothing? Its shadow.
- Rhinos are just unicorns that have let themselves go.
- Went to the safari park and a rhino tried to charge me. I explained I’d paid at the gate.
- Someone asked me how you weigh a rhino. It’s quite like weighing a person, but on a much larger scale.
- What’s grey but turns red? An embarrassed rhinoceros.
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