Chipmunk Jokes

Chipmunks can collect up to 165 acorns in a single day, which is frankly an insane work ethic. Here are our favorite chipmunk jokes, and if you know a good one we missed, drop it in the comments below!

What is a chipmunks favorite number? Tree.
What’s invisible and smells like nuts? Chipmunk farts.
What do chipmunks do when they get bored? Watch NutFlix.
What do you call a chipmunk with no legs? A furball.
What do you call a lazy chipmunk? A ro-don’t.
Why did the chipmunk take apart a classic car? To get down to the nuts and bolts.
Why are chipmunks such good sailors? Because, they are row-dents.
What did the chipmunk say when his tail got caught in the door? It won’t be long now.
What happens when several chipmunks don’t like each other? There ends up being a s-quarrel.
What do you call a squirrel in a church? A chipmonk.
What’s a chipmunk’s favorite seasoning? Nutmeg.
Saw a chipmunk hiding some nuts under a bush. He was hedging his bets.
It’s nuts that squirrels store food for winter.
I saw a chipmunk throwing up today and it was nuts.
Thought I saw a squirrel frying potatoes. It turned out to be a chip monk.
I’d make fun of what chipmunks eat. But it’d be acorn-y joke.
A wise chipmunk once said, you are what you eat. And he was nuts.
Chipmunks are very good at explaining things. Because they give it to you in a nutshell.
I wanted to catch a chipmunk but I didn’t know how. So, I decided to climb a tree and act like a nut.
A friend of mine has started the new trendy chipmunk diet. It’s just nuts.
Which shoes do chipmunks use for walking? Cashews.
Where do chipmunks go for their holidays? To beech trees.
Why was the man measuring chipmunks? He was critter-sizing.
What do you call a monkey that loves chips? A chipmunk.