Cheetahs are the fastest animals on land which means these jokes will be over before you know it. Here are our favorites, leave your best ones in the comments!
- What’s the difference between a cheetah and office supplies? One is really fast and the other is stationery.
- Did you know that the fastest animal on land is the ostrich? Actually, it’s not but the fastest one is a cheetah.
- What’s the difference between a cheetah and a comma? A cheetah has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
- What do you call a bad event involving leopards, jaguars, and cheetahs? A catastrophe.
- Which spotted wild cat is the epitome of good energy flow? The Chi-tah.
- What happens after a cheetah takes a long shower? He’s spotless.
- What can you use to find cheetahs in the jungle? A lion detector.
- What do Cheetahs have on each foot? Cheetoes.
- I can’t remember if I had a cheetah or a leopard when I was a kid. My memory is kind of spotty.
- What’s the difference between a cheetah and a lion? A cheetah has the mane part missing.
- Why are cheetahs great to exercise with? Because they will spot you at the gym.
- What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Raining cheetahs and wolves.
- Who isn’t allowed in the zoo’s quiz team? The cheetah.
- Cheetahs don’t play golf but tiger wood.
- Did you know the cheetah is faster dandelion.
- My ex told me her spiritual animal was the tiger but it turned out it was the cheetah.
- I tried copying my best friend’s test concerning jungle cats and she called me a cheetah.
- Which side of a cheetah has the most spots? The outside.
- Why don’t you ever see a rich cheetah? Because cheetahs never prosper.
- Saw a guy at a bar chatting up a cheetah. He’s trying to pull a fast one.
- What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a burger? Fast food.
- Why did the two big cats get a divorce? Because one was lion and the other was a cheetah.
If cheetah jokes made you laugh you will probably enjoy our tiger jokes and alligator jokes too. Or head back to the animal jokes page to browse the full collection.
