Did you know there are over 1,800 types of cheese in the world? That’s a lot of material to work with. Here are our favorite cheese jokes, and if you’ve got a good one to add, let us know in the comments below!
- Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted? How dairy.
- I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it’s only mild.
- What do you call a cheese’s enemy? His arch nemeswiss.
- What cheese is made backwards? Edam.
- When can’t you see a cheese? When it’s pasterised.
- A guy opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese. It’s a hole business strategy.
- What did the cheese say to her boyfriend? We look gouda to-feta.
- What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning? Hallo-u-mi.
- What kind of cheese to beavers eat? Edam.
- Last night, I watched a documentary about mozzarella cheese. It was G-rated.
- What kind of cheese makes the best music? Brieoncé.
- What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door? I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.
- What did the ball of mozzarella say as it was getting shredded? I’m falling to pizzas.
- What did the man say when someone threw dough, tomato sauce, and cheese at him? You wanna pizza me?
- What kind of music does cheese listen to? R’n’brie.
- Where did the cheese go on vacation? The Golden Grate Bridge.
- What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class? I dis-a-brie.
- What did the cheese say to the therapist? I camembert it any longer.
- What’s a cheese’s favorite TV channel? The Brie Brie C.
- What happened when the air conditioning in the cheese factory broke? There was a meltdown.
- What is cheese without a cracker? Crackalackin.
- What classical music does cheese love? Mozart-ella.
- What’s the fanciest cheese hotel? The Stilton.
- How does cheese get curly hair? It gets a perm-esean.
- Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar? His pick-up line was too cheesy.
- What is cheese’s favorite pasta? Feta-cine.
- This might sound so cheesy, but I think you are really grate.
- It’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover, when they tell you they are pretty fondue you.
- Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Because of baby cheese-us.
- Do you want to hear a cheesy joke? Nevermind, it’s no gouda.
- What do you say to someone who is trying to steal your cheese? This is nacho cheese.
- Which cheese does the pope like most? Swiss cheese, it’s holey.
- What did the cheese say in the haunted house? I got to get out of here, I’m lac-ghost intolerant.
- What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese? Gorgonzilla.
- When mozzarella, cheddar, and parmesan rent a small beach house together its called cottage cheese.
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