Jelly has been around since the 17th century, which means people have had a very long time to come up with jokes about it. Here are our favorites, and if you’ve got one to add, drop it in the comments below!
- What kind of bean doesn’t grow? A jelly bean.
- What happens if you put capsaicin in jelly? Red hot jelly peppers.
- What do you call a jelly pistol? A congealed weapon.
- If you were in a pool full of jelly, and you threw in some fruit. You’d really be in a jam.
- This thick, yellow, jelly-like material came out of the egg as I cracked it open. It must be a yolk.
- I hate when you randomly find jelly and jam. It’s jarring.
- How do you make apple jelly? Google maps.
- Why didn’t the jelly come out of the tube? It was jammed.
- Why did the man smear jelly on the open door? Because it was ajar.
- What language does jelly speak? Gelatin.
- What do you call a male renaissance artist with a bowl of jelly? Michael and jello.
- What do peanut butter and jelly do around the campfire? They tell toast stories.
- Why did the jelly roll? Because it saw the apple turnover.
- Why can’t jello cubes dance? Because they are a bunch of squares.
- A man goes to see his doctor with jelly and cream coming out of his ear. The doctor says “you’re a trifle deaf”.
- How did Reese eat her jelly? Witherspoon.
- Why did the mermaid buy peanut butter? To go with the jelly fish.
- Did you hear about the strawberry jam and grape jelly hooking up? They got marmalaid.
- I made a suitcase out of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It’s jam packed.
- You must be peanut butter because you’re making my legs feel like jelly.
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