Coral jokes for you to bust out at your next reef inspired party! As always, if you’ve got a good one to share that hasn’t made it onto the list below, please comment below! 😀
- What parts of the ocean have the most arguments? Quarrel reefs.
- A girl in my class just claimed that a ring-shaped coral reef is also an island. But it’s not an island a-toll.
- What does coral get stressed about? Current events.
- The Mafia boss asked his guy to send me for a swim with the fishes. It was awesome to see the coral reef, great guy.
- What do fish sing during winter? Christmas corals.
- What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef? Atoll.
- Why are sea sponges good at statistics? They understand coralations.
- What kind of wreaths do fish hang on their doors? Coral wreaths.
- Do you know where I keep my singing seahorses? In a coral choral corral.
- What do you get when you cross an actor with the sea? Keanu Reefs.
- What did the fish take to work? A b-reef case.
- What did the coral say to the starfish? With fronds like these, who needs anemones?
- Why did the shark cross the barrier reef? To get to the other tide.
- When I tried to come up with great coral reef jokes, I ran in to a barrier.
- What is an island’s favorite song? Sweet Coral-line.
- Great Barrier Reef is almost dead say scientists and it is officially being downgraded to a Good Barrier Reef.
- A fish gets stuck under coral, so he yells for kelp.
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