Bacon has been around in some form since ancient China, which means humans have had a very long time to get obsessed with it. Here are our favorite bacon jokes, and if you’ve got a good one to add, drop it in the comments below!
- Bacon will kill you. But, smoking bacon will cure it.
- Why was the meat packer fired? He was bringing home the bacon.
- Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon.
- What tree does bacon grow on? Porcupine.
- What would happen if pigs could fly? The price of bacon would skyrocket.
- Why did the pig run naked across the football field? He was streaky bacon.
- What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs.
- What pig is used to make spicy bacon? Peppa pig.
- How many vegans does it take to eat a strip of crispy, delicious bacon? Just one, if no one’s looking.
- Why did the pig decide to stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
- What’s bacon’s favorite movie? Grease.
- What do you call a pig at the beach? Bacon.
- What will happen if you play tug of war with bacon? You will get pulled pork.
- What do you call bacon that’s 100 days old? Ancient grease.
- Who was the smartest bacon lover that ever lived? Albert Ein-swine.
- What did the bacon do after school? Its ham-work.
- Why did it take the pig hours to cross the road? She was a slow-pork.
- How did the bacon go to hospital? In a ham-bulance.
- Why did the slice of bacon laugh? Because the egg cracked a yolk.
- Does anyone ever try Canadian Bacon? I hear it’s the nicest bacon around.
- What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors? History in the bacon.
- Did you hear about the butcher who sat on his bacon slicer? He got a little behind in his deliveries.
- Why weren’t bacon and eggs allowed in the restaurant? Because breakfast was not served there.
- What should you use to write secret messages about bacon? Invisible oink.
Want more? Check out all our Food Jokes! Or for something a little different, can I interest you in Frog Jokes? or perhaps our Beaver Jokes?
